Dave's Favourite Games
Hey, I'm alive!
My name's Puddles and I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus!
Did you hear that? I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus!
Oh. Magic Russ says I need to be quick. He thinks I'm annoying! What does he know? Silly Russ. I don't listen much to him anyway because he's a silly p-p-person and
I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus!
But I do need Magic Russ to draw me so that I can come alive and see you. He uses a magic board to draw my fur, bill, eyes and nostrils and then - p-p-pow! I'm here. Singing my happy
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus song!
Sometimes I get a bit p-p-personal and my song goes on too long and Magic Russ decides to rub me out. But he's just jealous because he has big ears AND a big nose and . . . Wait?
Message from Magic Russ: I'm sorry about Puddles. He can be very rude. I have warned him not to insult your guests when I do a magic show for you. Just in case, he has recorded his song especially for them and I will have a CD of it ready to give every child at the end. It has a recommended retail price of £5.99 (your guests can have it for FREE as an extra party present) and comes with a 100 per cent fully ineffectual
two-minute guarantee to not drive mums and dads loopy in the car on the way home!