Hello everybody!

My name's Dave, Dave The Wonderdog!

Well - where to start? I'm a dog, obviously - some silly people think I'm a puppet, but you've only got to look at me to see that's not true! My lovely coat even won me a prize at Tufts dog show recently. I was so happy I nearly wee-ed on the judge!!!

Being a dog is great - and you get to keep a human pet too. My pet is called Russ The Magician. He's ok really - sometimes he sits in my favorite chair (Grrr!!!),when we're watching television, but mostly he's fine. Talking of tv - my favorite programmes are The Antiques Boneshow and I'm A Cross-Breed - Get Me Out Of Here!!!

When we're not watching television, Russ and I practice our act together - if you book me, I'll tell you more at the show. I'm usually well behaved (not like another dog I know called Fido the Labrador. He eats from bins, jumps up at people and his breath is so bad it could strip wallpaper!). No - I'm very good - I promise I won't poke a wand in Russ' ear, stick my tongue out, or make everyone laugh hilariously until they're sick!
NOT!!!

See you soon. Woof!

· See Dave on the Kids Zone at www.AnimalHeaven.co.uk